Contacts That Shoot Lasers From Your Eyes!

The time I’ve dreamed of for most of my life has finally arrived. The technology has advanced far enough that I can now shoot laser beams from my eyes, just like Superman. Well, not JUST like Superman but still eye lasers.

Scientists in Scotland have now created contacts that can shoot laser beams from your eyes. Nothing like the intensity that comes from Superman but still enough to possibly scan a bar code. It’s definitely a low powered laser and it can only work if you shoot a laser into your eye to power it. Obvisouly there isn’t a battery inside of it because that would be SUPER dangerous, and also much thicker than a contact.

This is just the first version of laser vision though, who knows what the future holds! The good news is I am one step closer to being a super hero. I can buy a jetpack, these laser contacts and mech suit to give me super strength. Now all I need is something to make my breath super cold and abs.

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