Remember when you were young watching Nickelodeon on TV while eating Lucky Charms? The only thing I wanted out of life was more Lucky Charms and to be slimed on Nickelodeon. What did it taste like? Was it cold or warm? I’ll never get the answers to those questions now but this may be an acceptable replacement.
Nickelodeon has teamed up with Wal-Mart to release a new green ketchup called Slime Sauce. It’s that same bright green color that you would see splattered all over your favorite celebrity host. I’m sure it wasn’t green ketchup back then but now it does! You can pretend that your french fries performed the “Secret Slime Action” on Figure It Out and now have to pay the price! Or you know, just dip them like normal people.